Bob August (Traffic Report)

(#2 Kids Songs In Progress)

In Nashville if you’re listening to the radio, Bob August pops in from time to time to give an update on the traffic. His voice is warm and familiar. Makes you want to send him a Christmas card. I wrote this little kids type song for Bob August. God only knows how much road rage has been averted due to his daily cameos.

Love,
Aaron



LYRICS:

HIGH UP IN A HELICOPTER
BOB AUGUST LOOKS DOWN BELOW
TELLS THE CARS WHICH WAY TO GO
IT’S CALLED THE TRAFFIC REPORT

SOME DAYS HE SAYS THERE’S A WRECK
THAT THEY HAVEN’T CLEARED JUST YET
ALTERNATE ROUTES ARE YOUR BEST BET
THAT’S THE TRAFFIC REPORT

TRAFFIC JAM, TRAFFIC JAM
TRAFFIC JAM NO THANK YOU MA’AM
SO WHILE I EAT MY EGGS AND HAM
I LISTEN TO THE TRAFFIC REPORT

SOME DAYS RAIN COMES POURING DOWN
BOB AUGUST STILL HANGS AROUND
HELPS ME GET BACK HOMEWARD BOUND
ON THE TRAFFIC REPORT

TRAFFIC JAM, TRAFFIC JAM
TRAFFIC JAM NO THANK YOU MA’AM
WHILE I’M ON THE ROAD AGAIN
I LISTEN TO THE TRAFFIC REPORT

SOMETIMES IT’S A SPECIAL DAY
BOB AUGUST HAS NOTHING TO SAY
GO ON FOLKS YOUR REGULAR WAY
AND THAT’S THE TRAFFIC REPORT

TRAFFIC JAM, TRAFFIC JAM
TRAFFIC JAM NO THANK YOU, MA’AM
SO WHILE I EAT MY EGGS AND HAM
I LISTEN TO THE TRAFFIC REPORT
TRAFFIC JAM, TRAFFIC JAM
TRAFFIC JAM NO THANK YOU MA’AM
SO WHEN I’M ON THE ROAD AGAIN
I LISTEN TO THE TRAFFIC REPORT