Things I’ve Never Seen

For a while now I’ve had a running list on my iPhone Notes app called “Things I’ve Never Seen.” I’m happy to announce it’s now a song. I hope you like it. It’ll be part of the kids project I’m working. Want to stay posted on that? Go HERE.


Lyrics

Things I’ve Never Seen

A cow running in the pasture
My mailman in regular clothes
A secret getting past my mother
My father touching his toes

They’re more alike than different
At least they are to me
These are just a few
Things I’ve never seen

A Semper Fi sticker on a Prius
The money I lent Lavern
Jesus climbing trees with Zacheus
Donald Trump’s tax returns

They’re more alike than different
At least they are to me
These are just a few
Things I’ve never seen

If anything should change
You’ll be the first to know
I’ll make the rearrangements
I’ll happily do so
But don’t hold your breath
I wouldn’t if it were me
I bet these will always be
Things I’ll never see

Deer crossing by deer-crossing signs
Non-cartoons slipping on banana peels

They’re more alike than different
At least they are to me
These are just a few
Things I’ve never seen